According to a statement from Warner Bros. (which, like CNN, is owned by Time Warner) Charlie Sheen has been fired.
“After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on “Two and a Half Men” effective immediately,” the statement reads.
As far as the future of the show itself, a CBS spokesperson tells CNN, “No decision has been made.”
Sheen has since responded with a statement to TMZ in which he calls the termination “very good news.”
“They continue to be in breach, like so many whales,” Sheen’s statement reads. “It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshis[expletive] again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”